Aniston Picks a Fight Over Nose Job Story

31. Is she gonna fight everybody who makes remark about her?

Boob Job - Go to Oprah
Nose Job - Fight Doctor
Break up - Go to People and Oprah

She has a lot of time on her hands, if she was shooting a movie or taking care of her babies she won't pay attention to what people say about her.

Posted at 2:19PM on Jan 26th 2007 by Jobless Jen

32. A nose job wouldn't make her look cuter anyways, she's just plain ugly. Not surprised Brad left for AJ.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 26th 2007 by sonia

33. And her doctor forgot to stitch a saddle on her back so that her pathetic fans could ride her around like the little horsey she is. Neigh.

Betting top dollar Brad dumped the Maniston when he discovered the real reason she couldn't have children wasn't because of her stellar career and never-ending blockbuster releases but because indeed she has a penis where her vaginal opening is supposed to be.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jan 26th 2007 by the grither

34. I think this photo is from a "Friends" episode when her character had a huge nose. I think it is fake, not her real nose.

Posted at 2:26PM on Jan 26th 2007 by ding dong

35. Boobs and and a nose job. Someone is feeling insecure.. Jennifer

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 26th 2007 by All American Girl

36. She is so Vain and SHALLOW its all about Her thats why Brad and Vince dumped her shes so in love with herself. S E L F I S H.

Posted at 2:24PM on Jan 26th 2007 by deb

37. For Beth C C88T is a female body part that rhymes with punt.

Posted at 2:25PM on Jan 26th 2007 by ding dong

38. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson�%u20AC%u2122s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because�%u20AC�wait for it�%u20AC�she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly �%u20AC%u201C the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn�%u20AC%u2122t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer �%u20AC%u0153Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.�%u20AC�

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day.

But THIS particular celebrity (Jen) has always denied enhancement.

THIS particular celebrity has cultivated an image out of convincing people she�%u20AC%u2122s Au Naturel �%u20AC%u201C with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain �%u20AC%u0153Friend�%u20AC� who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples �%u20AC%u201C click here and here here for full details

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still �%u20AC%u0153what you see is what you get�%u20AC��%u20AC�right?

Well not so according to Us Weekly. According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she�%u20AC%u2122s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes �%u20AC%u201C did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?

You tell me.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jan 26th 2007 by from lainey

39. If anyone has read the Hollywood papers you'd know that she's prepping for the role of a lifetime....

She's in the remake of the Brady Bunch were Marcia gets her nose whacked with a football.

Seems to me the size of her nose and Marcia's is just about right.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jan 26th 2007 by Kate

40. A 'Friend' in need,
but not in deed?

an article from ny times about Jen's past plastic surgery

Nancy Balbirer (below) helped Jennifer Aniston (above) get a foothold in New York before the days of 'Friends' fame. The reward for her trouble? Snubs from the new superstar and a rejection from the show, Balbirer claims.

Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she'd been nicer to fellow actress Nancy Balbirer, who shared a West Village apartment with her in the late 1980s.

Then maybe Balbirer wouldn't have ratted her out the other night at Joe's Pub, where an audience of actors and writers shrieked with laughter during an evening of readings to mark the paperback release of "The Underminer: Or, the Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life."

The 40-year-old Balbirer was among the performers who told stories of their own personal "underminers." Balbirer's "underminer" was "a famous sitcom actress" called "Jane" �%u20AC%u201D a thinly veiled Aniston �%u20AC%u201D who she met when both were auditioning to be extras on "Saturday Night Live."

A Lowdown spy reports: "Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months.

"Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be 'more f�%u20AC%u201Dable' on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said 'came from her Greek half.'

"Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it's unattractive, especially in a town like L.A.

"After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show's producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week's pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again."

When Lowdown repeated the dish to Aniston, via her flack Stephen Huvane, she was not amused. "Jennifer does know this woman Nancy, and she did live with her for a little bit, but did not live rent-free," Huvane insisted after consulting Aniston. "They were never close friends �%u20AC%u201D it was not that kind of relationship."

Huvane vehemently denied Balbirer's claims of plastic surgery. As for the hiring-firing incident: "The girl did try out for a role on 'Friends,' but the girl just didn't get it. The cast doesn't get involved in casting �%u20AC%u201D especially the first year. She just sounds like an opportunist who's using Jennifer to get attention. This is mean-spirited."

Balbirer told Lowdown the "Jane" story "is part of a new solo show and book I'm writing called 'Take Your Shirt Off And Cry,' about my life in show business and Hollywood." And Warner Bros. has acquired movie rights to "The Underminer" for Management 360 �%u20AC%u201D Vince Vaughn's management company.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/395025p-334922c.html

Posted at 4:14PM on Jan 26th 2007 by from ny times

41. I don't think she's ugly but its just a shame that there are a lot of beautiful and talented actresses in Hollywood who deserves fame and recognition than her. Let's be honest here SITCOM actresses never really makes it big time as a movie star unless you're married to Brad Pitt.
As for people who are saying that we are just envious coz she's rich.......PLUZZZ, I may not have 110 Million but I have five beautiful kids and a gorgeous man whom I have been married with for 17 yrs.
And lastly, I would have liked her if she's not a such a MEDIA WHORE. Why can't she admit that she had work done? Honestly, she needs to fix herself from the inside because there's something wrong with her somewhere. Being dumped three times is not a coincidence; TATE DONOVAN' BRAD PITT and VINCE VAUGHN......

Posted at 2:36PM on Jan 26th 2007 by SEE-THROUGH

42. This women child is just a walking Tragedy, The nose job will not help her. Can you maybe saw off half of a Chin. I know, That wont help either.

Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 26th 2007 by lookwhaticando

43. She is a loser, But at least she has me

BTW.,,, Someone Please Rescue me, She scares me with that Chinny Chin Chin

Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 26th 2007 by NormanTheDog

44. Jen Anissette She's never Happy with herself and her Fruit flies around her know it - she got what she asked & should move on w/ her live - next thing is to get Cheeck implants to losen off her Ethiopian Looks .

Posted at 3:21PM on Jan 26th 2007 by Gunsmoke

45. I can not stand celebs that try to act like they were born with their looks. It is very obvious that she has had work done, instead of denying it, she just should not say anything. Kind of like V V sueing that tabloid for saying they broke up. It is getting stupid. I do not hate her, but I am over the whole denying thing.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jan 26th 2007 by mimi